You might be country if ...

[Crazy Acres]

Someone asks what brand of incubator you have, and you respond 'Pekins'.
Everything you own is made of Iron, Leather, Wood, and Condensed Genetic Data.
Someone asks you if you have any lightbulbs, and you hand them a garlic clove.

 

[pattonfarm]

If your farm animals think they are people

 

[Crazy Acres]

You know the difference between a "red neck" and a "hick"

Yep, I know the difference: Rednecks are the subspecies southwest half of the continent and hicks are from the north east. Yokels are there crossbreds.

 

[EllieMay]

You go to the store in the city and happen to look down at your shoes and there are FEATHERS stuck to the bottom of your shoe!

(. . . go ahead, ask me how I know . . .) :/

 

[SmallFarmGirl]

When you walk into work and say "Sorry I smell like a (male) goat."

I had to tell my city cousin that and I was PROUD TO SAY THAT. I LOVE SAYING THAT. Boy she is MISSING OUT.

 

[HankTheTank]

I never apologise for smelling like goat, I just let other people enjoy the aroma! And I can't apologise at work anyway, seeing as I work on a goat farm....

 

[pridegoethb4thefall]

When you can say to CEO's of multi- million dollar companies-

"It will be so nice to have you over for dinner, but I must warn you and suggest you wear barn shoes", and they go silent for a moment, then ask "Barn shoes?" and you reply very seriously, "Yes, you dont want to get poop on your nice shoes, do you?"

Luckily most of those folks are pretty cool!

 

[Dapplepony]

When your younger neighbor asks after a short field trip to the local barn to buy wood shavings,

"How did the baby horse get inside the mama horse?" and, being only four years older, you give a clipped (So her mom doesn't kill you) explanation of horse breeding.

 

[Erins Little Farm]

Oh my gosh this is hilarious yet true!!!!

 

[Lothiriel]

When you're late for church on Sunday morning and when you get there, they want to know what kept you so long. You tell them you needed to breed your cow and had to wait for the AI tech to come out. A brief silence... and then the worship leader (man in his 20s) asks, "What's AI??"