SageHill
Herd Master
With the When I'm 64 song drumming in my mind, it's been pushed it aside - it's now...
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign .................
Had yet another Amazon drive try to go through this morning. DH left half the gate open as he had to go to town.
I'd weed whacked for 2 (?) hours (5 batteries probably longer than 2 hrs) , stripped out the sheep stalls and was dripping in sweat when the guy blazed through the half open gate, bottomed out BAD and kept going until ... he saw the other gate - CLOSED.
So, since I was at the barn I closed the half open gate and stood and waited.
He expected me to OPEN the gate. No no no - not me, not gonna happen, whatdaya thing I'm your gate opener??
He got out - AMAZON shirt - I asked 'what are you doing here?' he stammers GSP, delivery, going to __________ road.'
I said you PASSED FOUR signs that say "Not a Thru Street", "Private Property", "No Trespassing" and your "GPS is Wrong" -- he motions with his phone like it is some transporter device and mumbles 'no'
So I ask if the speed limit says 60 do you go 80? He mumbles no. I ask what about 25 mph speed limit signs - do you go slow - no answer. I say 'You bottomed out pretty hard' he mumbles yes. I say you might want to check your oil pan, then I open the gate and say come with me. He does. I take him to the sign just before the gate and point and say "What do those say?" No answer. Tell him to get back in his car and get out.
Ah the joys of GSP being the right to trespass and people who don't read the signs.
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
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I do have to come up with something a little better than that. Something along the lines they use in Justified. Lovin' that show.
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign .................
Had yet another Amazon drive try to go through this morning. DH left half the gate open as he had to go to town.
I'd weed whacked for 2 (?) hours (5 batteries probably longer than 2 hrs) , stripped out the sheep stalls and was dripping in sweat when the guy blazed through the half open gate, bottomed out BAD and kept going until ... he saw the other gate - CLOSED.
So, since I was at the barn I closed the half open gate and stood and waited.
He expected me to OPEN the gate. No no no - not me, not gonna happen, whatdaya thing I'm your gate opener??
He got out - AMAZON shirt - I asked 'what are you doing here?' he stammers GSP, delivery, going to __________ road.'
I said you PASSED FOUR signs that say "Not a Thru Street", "Private Property", "No Trespassing" and your "GPS is Wrong" -- he motions with his phone like it is some transporter device and mumbles 'no'
So I ask if the speed limit says 60 do you go 80? He mumbles no. I ask what about 25 mph speed limit signs - do you go slow - no answer. I say 'You bottomed out pretty hard' he mumbles yes. I say you might want to check your oil pan, then I open the gate and say come with me. He does. I take him to the sign just before the gate and point and say "What do those say?" No answer. Tell him to get back in his car and get out.
Ah the joys of GSP being the right to trespass and people who don't read the signs.
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
.
I do have to come up with something a little better than that. Something along the lines they use in Justified. Lovin' that show.
are not on their radar. 
you get it sometime this week.
added that to shopping list. I'll watch sales and stock up for winter. I'm still good for a couple months but -- buy more! Smells great brewing. 
. Not much for chores this morning, tubs were running over from rain last night. Then off to work.
