Margali
Herd Master
True, just thinking about things things will look if documents end up as evidence if crazy lady and co attempt to earn their Darwin awards.
Yes..... I would use the term "sporadic" rather than sluggish.... but good notice....This is fun...
Notice to All Residents of Ridge Drive:
Please be advised that, owing to weather conditions, standard usage, and imprudent usage, repairs and ongoing maintenance will take place from November 4, 2024, to November 4, 2025, with additional work as deemed necessary.
Scoria rock will be installed in locations lacking coverage, potholes will be repaired, drainage ditches will be constructed to redirect water from the roadway, and the road will be widened to the designated 60 feet in necessary sections.
Please be aware that progress may be sluggish due to insufficient community support.
Notice to all residents of Ridge Drive: Due to weather conditions, typical use, and imprudent usage, repair and maintenance activities are scheduled from November 4, 2024, to November 4, 2025, with additional future work as necessary. Scoria rock will be installed in areas lacking such material, potholes will be repaired, ditches will be constructed to facilitate water drainage from the roadway, and the road will be widened to the designated width of 60 feet where required. Progress may be slow, as the actions of some residents have been more obstructive than supportive; you are aware of your identities.Yes..... I would use the term "sporadic" rather than sluggish.... but good notice....
Now that's funny right there, I don't care who ya are.Utilize the talents of a certain vp’s speech writer to convey the message.
You can race to the pot, I'm going to sit here as the wife brings it to me all prepped and ready to go.Coffee! The race for the pot! Oh wait a minute, I’m the only one here….. it’s ALL MINE!