I need help.... cow tension!

[ihaveacow]

could we possibly find our own pastor... the cows really have a thing goin with veagans

 

[farmchick]

you could if you wanted, but this pastor is a vegan. but i think the organ player eats meat, so i dont know if your cows will mind that. and what are your plans for the hospital when the calf comes?

 

[ihaveacow]

well.... we were actualllly planning on having a doctor biologically have the mother have sextuplets (like kate plus 8).... they have a real obsession with veil.... weird huh?

 

[farmchick]

thatd be so cool! whose your doctor? i might want to get ahold of him, and have that done to one of my cows.

 

[ihaveacow]

um....
actually i need to tell you something ...
i have huge feeliings for the groom
should i tell him.... ive been holding them in for so long

 

[farmchick]

no! thatll completely ruin his feelings for the cow, and you wont get a baby. unless of course, the cow has an affair

 

[ihaveacow]

well i was planning on finding a surrogate mother

 

[farmchick]

oh okay okay. maybe you should divide the octopulets into like 2 mothers. ya know?

 

[ihaveacow]

great idea

 

[farmchick]

so 8 calves. are you gonna bottle feed them all?