I need help.... cow tension!

[farmchick]

okay, charles manson was my surrogate mother. he was that guy who got pregnant, and the world was astonished

 

[ihaveacow]

wow! no way! teehee! where is he now?
its really tramatic for you babies to grow up without a murdering father

 

[farmchick]

not really, because then i was adopted by my lesbian parents, Gertrude and Isis. They used to be gypsies along the silk road. Now the own a succesful holiday pencil business.

 

[ihaveacow]

ewwwwwww are they the pencils that smell of grape?
i absolutely love! those! i just wanna marry um. but... thatd be a little weird

 

[farmchick]

they are!!! isis is also is a therapist. so if you ever need mental help, SHELL BE THERE!

 

[ihaveacow]

terrific! ill have to get her card! ive been going to this guy whos office is under a bridge! this will be a great change!

 

[farmchick]

a therapist under a bridge? NO! DONT GO THERE! THATS MY DAD, CHARLES MASON! GET AWAY! NOW!

 

[ihaveacow]

oh no! thank you so much i was almost sure that he was gunna invite me over for thanksgiving..... unless you want me to be your new mummy

 

[farmchick]

oh wait. did the guy under the bridge have a mustache that whispers "im a bad person?"

 

[ihaveacow]

yeah.... i thought maybe i could change him... but trust me that never works