I need help.... cow tension!

[ihaveacow]

well actually i was thinking of having them stuffed... that way theylll be my friends without ever having to leave me

 

[farmchick]

really? you should first mate 2 of the males with their surragate moms, dontcha think?

 

[ihaveacow]

good idea. i shall do that...

 

[farmchick]

then you should butcher the surragote moms, the moment after their calves are born, then put them on the original cow we were talking about

 

[aggieterpkatie]

So lemme guess....it's summertime and the kiddies are bored?

 

[ihaveacow]

yes yes yes! i am quite excited!

 

[farmchick]

good! so we got that all figured out! now i need some help with me llama problem, it gave one of my ewes stds. what do i do now

 

[ihaveacow]

hehehe! all my cows have stds. if all of them have it its not really a problem.... maybe uh... chicken soup?

 

[farmchick]

okay, chicken soup, i also suspect the llama got the sheep pregnant. that could be trouble... especially since the llama is in a civil union with his also male partner.

 

[ihaveacow]

oh it should be fine as long as you dont allow it to pick up its fathers traits my cockatoos father was the reincarnation of charles manson... AND HES TOTALLY SANE!