Baymule
Herd Master
I had a dog that would find the cat nests and eat the kittens in one gulp. I called them kitty snacks.
That's rule #1 of being a property owner. You never ever ever do anything that adversely affects one of your neighbors. No property owner should ever make his/her problems someone else's problems.That is why this neighbor decided to catch them and get rid of them, His garden was filling up with cat poop and pee. The cat hoarder has a cabana in the back of her pool where they live and breed. They come over the fence into his yard to poop and pee! She told him that they don't bother her and she likes to feed them. He said that they bother him so he has started to trap them. Another problem is that they carry fleas and spread them around.

I am second generation in the San Fernando Valley (rare) and we have only had rain in the summer twice in my lifetime. Both times it was a ginormous tropical storm in August about 15 years apart. Both times we had our roof torn off for replacement. We carefully chose to do this in August because IT NEVER RAINS IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA IN AUGUST!
It will be shocking if we get rain this summer because - you guessed it - we are not reroofing this summer!
We do have to cut some dead wood up that is on the field. And we also have to rent a cherry picker and cut out the dead half of a cedar tree. We need to either cut that wood into firewood lengths or take it to the green dump. DH suggested we cut it up, stack it, and then drive it to my sister's house again. I coldly suggested we take it to the dump instead. He laughed. Smart Aleck! 

I told DH he was buying me a ewe or two for Mother's Day!
He said OK. Such a good man! 

When my DD1 and DIL showed him the diamond and ruby jewelry they had gotten from their husbands that Christmas, he got a funny look on his face and next Christmas I got my first piece of jewelry, other than my engagement and wedding ring. Then he offered to get me a larger diamond ring to replace my original wedding set, but I wouldn't let him. (I love what he chose 48 years ago) Instead I had him get me a high quality CZ ring that everyone thinks it is real! I just smile and thank everyone when they compliment me on my huge "rock"!
Last year I told him not to get me any more jewelry. There are only so many places you can wear the good stuff after all, and I like my money in the bank. This Mother's Day he bought me some White Dorper ewes! That is true love.
I told them that a freezer would be more economical since we could save money on groceries. My SIL and BIL replaced their stereo after 3 years. That freezer lasted 30 years!
(Also Happy On Line Western States Dorper Sale Day!)
Then DS3 called and told me all about what he is doing building his barn, and planning when we can come up and set up a small rabbitry for DGS 3 who will be joining 4-H next year. DS3 had to get off mid conversation because the coyote he saw earlier chasing his neighbor's peacock had come back after the neighbor's sheep. He had to go shoot it since it was eyeing his poultry and trying to decide between a lamb or chicken dinner. Heavy coyotes up there right now. When he called back he told me about his plans to divide his property into several paddocks for grazing and his need for a LGD eventually. We had a lovely chat and then I went back to the computer to check on my bids. Having eradicated the coyote DS3 was taking DIL and 2 children out to dinner. 

I told DH to call DS2 who had gone on ahead to the restaurant and ran to get ready. DS2 was going to meet DD1 and DD2 there and wait at the restaurant for a table since they do not do reservations on Mother's Day. We made it on time and were able to have a loud and enjoyable Mother's Day dinner after all. I had a stiff drink.
One lot I was bidding against another person in a bidding war. Finally, he or she had dropped out and at 1 minute and 46 seconds they suddenly made another bid! I was pretty unhappy, but had since my previous bid was more than I wanted to pay, and it was one of those "take that Red Baron" take outs, and had waited until 2 minutes before the bidding closed, I let the pen of 2 ewes go. I will call the breeder tomorrow and ask if he has any similar ewes or ewe lambs for sale that he could send to the Modesto sale next weekend. His dad is coming to Modesto and could bring her since that is how he was going to arrange getting the 2 ewes to me anyway.
I really only want 1 anyway, and there might be some good stuff at the sale next weekend.
Maybe I can't wear my lovely new ewes, but then my pretty pearl necklace can't produce delicious lamb chops either! 




So cute! He asked if I had fed her enough! LOL