CocoNUT - New Addition....

[marlowmanor]

You know Shelly May...I had that VERY thought about the pizza! When I first thought about it...the thought of eating it made me wretch! No barfing though...just a nasty burp. I'm managing to keep down the water I'm gingerly sipping....but I'm seriously considering bringing the laptop into the ladie's room!
I really should start a fire in the woodstove...but then i also need to take a nap...which means the fire would burn out....being a grown up sucks!!!
Evil already knows what her bday presents are! We're so pathetic....but she hasn't been allowed to open them, and unlike her mother...she's sticking to it! She's ready to play with them as soon as she gets home today by golly though!

Oh...last night she made a list of the things she wanted to do on her birthday:
1 papa gons (or j) - she wasn't sure how to spell it
2 open presents
3 go to sleep

*I just want you all to notice...that NOWHERE in this list did she mention doing her homework!

Everyone knows your exempt from homework on your birthday! Happy Birthday to Evil!

 

[CocoNUT]

Oh Marlow...you're such an enabler! I'm willing to bet MONEY that the Evil One lied about doing her homework last night! Did I mention, she used to sneak out of our house at 3 years old? In 2nd grade...she got caught FORGING my initials on her planner book! She's too much sometimes! Sooo smart...and yet not so brite sometimes!

 

[Straw Hat Kikos]

burping up bile

That like cud?

Happy B-Day to Evil and hope you feel better Coco.

 

[Straw Hat Kikos]

NVM

 

[CocoNUT]

unfortunatley for me...burping up their cud is far LESS smelly than the bile! Sophie goat LOVES to burp it up IN my face! GROSS! But Flora's the worst offender! It's a good thing I love "troublesome" critters!
Hmmm...now that you've mentioned that...maybe I need to eat spoonfuls of baking soda.....

 

[marlowmanor]

Oh Marlow...you're such an enabler! I'm willing to bet MONEY that the Evil One lied about doing her homework last night! Did I mention, she used to sneak out of our house at 3 years old? In 2nd grade...she got caught FORGING my initials on her planner book! She's too much sometimes! Sooo smart...and yet not so brite sometimes!

We always help Logan with his homework either I work with him at night or DH works with him in the morning before school. I guess when he gets Evils age though he should be able to do his homework on his own.

Hey, everyone needs a break from homework!

 

[Straw Hat Kikos]

 

[Bridgemoof]

Happy Birthday to little evil one! I hope she gets to do everything she wants to do plus no homework! Just make her get up extra early tomorrow to do it *snickers*

 

[greenbean]

Happy birthday to Evil!! And I hope you feel better Coco

 

[bonbean01]

So funny with human ailments being called....burping up cud...bloat...scours...can tell where our heads are at