Immutable Goat Facts

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33. Goats know when they are supposed to be milked. If they think your running late they will scream and wail at you until you come out. The only time you can get away with being late is if it's dark and cloudy- like today :D You still need to stay away from windows because if they catch a glimpse of you they will turn into monsters :lol:

34. Goats know the order they should be milked in. If somebody is milked out of place they get stressed.
 

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27. Goats, even if you KNOW that THEY know how to get on the stand, they can still convince you they can not. I think it is to see the lengths I will go to get the milk.... :barnie

28. GOATS MELT. it has been said, but again, it is an important one.

29. If you feed them out of their normal routine, they will turn into gremlins.

30. Food makes them turn into Gremlins in general :rolleyes:

31. Goats know no patience.

32. I swear goats are a liquid and can get themselves into the smallest of areas but turn into solids once they are in and can not get out. Unless you dismantle or break whatever it is they have gotten into.
 
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