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Sooo….
Did I ever mention to y'all anything about my life being, I don't know, full of far too much excitement, or anything along those lines? Cause here is one for you.
Apparently my kid finally caught up to the evil Count Rugen (you might remember him as the six fingered man from the Princess Bride) but when he declared "My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!" He found out that the count's sword, was still as sharp as the day is long, and it readily sliced open his chin to leave a scar, that the boy would still remember the count, and his evil ways.... Forever!...… Except my kids name isn't actually Inigo Montoya.... so there is that, his father isn't actually dead, the count was actually a woman with a normal number of digits on each hand, and the counts sword wasn't actually a sword at all, but in fact, it was a car door, swung open into the path of said kid, as he attempted to make his way to work on his rusty, trusty old bicycle, this very morning. So I got a call around 6:55 to ride my reliable old Silver Durango to the rescue, into the town proper, to collect my damaged offspring and deliver him 45 minutes away to the emergency room, to have his face sewn back together.
Like Frankenstein.
True story. Well, mostly.
(I was gonna post the before pic, but it may have been too graphic for sensitive viewers... or you might have been reading mid meal, so I have chosen to include only post-repair pictures.)
When we were done at the ER, we got caffeine at the local starbucks and stopped for his favorite Italian soda at Cost Plus. Bought the poor kid a new shirt and then ended up going to Sals for the first time. They are a local famous Mexican food restaurant, with a chili con carne that is to die for!!!! Since we moved here, I have wanted to try them, the nearest one is 20 minutes from home... But if I only knew then what I know now!!! If y'all are ever in the central valley here in Cali, you HAVE to try them if you love Mexican food! The chili con carne was delightfully spicy , but they had us try the chili verde and that was really delicious too.
Kid came home and slept off the mornings excitement.
He regularly says this.... "You know, if I get hit by a car, I won't have to go to work today!" Well apparently, when it actually happens... it's not that much fun!!! STOP saying that already!!!!!
Ok, life, that's enough now! Behave! Sit! Calm yourself! Be quiet (or whatever!!! just settle down please!)
Did I ever mention to y'all anything about my life being, I don't know, full of far too much excitement, or anything along those lines? Cause here is one for you.
Apparently my kid finally caught up to the evil Count Rugen (you might remember him as the six fingered man from the Princess Bride) but when he declared "My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!" He found out that the count's sword, was still as sharp as the day is long, and it readily sliced open his chin to leave a scar, that the boy would still remember the count, and his evil ways.... Forever!...… Except my kids name isn't actually Inigo Montoya.... so there is that, his father isn't actually dead, the count was actually a woman with a normal number of digits on each hand, and the counts sword wasn't actually a sword at all, but in fact, it was a car door, swung open into the path of said kid, as he attempted to make his way to work on his rusty, trusty old bicycle, this very morning. So I got a call around 6:55 to ride my reliable old Silver Durango to the rescue, into the town proper, to collect my damaged offspring and deliver him 45 minutes away to the emergency room, to have his face sewn back together.
Like Frankenstein.
True story. Well, mostly.
(I was gonna post the before pic, but it may have been too graphic for sensitive viewers... or you might have been reading mid meal, so I have chosen to include only post-repair pictures.)
When we were done at the ER, we got caffeine at the local starbucks and stopped for his favorite Italian soda at Cost Plus. Bought the poor kid a new shirt and then ended up going to Sals for the first time. They are a local famous Mexican food restaurant, with a chili con carne that is to die for!!!! Since we moved here, I have wanted to try them, the nearest one is 20 minutes from home... But if I only knew then what I know now!!! If y'all are ever in the central valley here in Cali, you HAVE to try them if you love Mexican food! The chili con carne was delightfully spicy , but they had us try the chili verde and that was really delicious too.
Kid came home and slept off the mornings excitement.
He regularly says this.... "You know, if I get hit by a car, I won't have to go to work today!" Well apparently, when it actually happens... it's not that much fun!!! STOP saying that already!!!!!
Ok, life, that's enough now! Behave! Sit! Calm yourself! Be quiet (or whatever!!! just settle down please!)
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